Sunday, November 26, 2006

Sandipan’s Bollywood awards 2006

Well am really overwhelmed by my blog readership. I get so few comments that I was very depressed. But I guess putting a link on orkut helps. Many do read but never comment.

Anyway after a terrific dhoom 2 (sadly not many agree with me, but then I liked Tango Charlie after watching Rog, so after Vivah, dhoom 2 is just too good) here I announce the Sandipan Bollywood awards 2006.

Ok be prepared for a typical Sandipan awards, for there will be plenty of partialities. After all even Oscar and filmfare is not without favoritism. And a close second award will be awarded in some cases. There will be a special category of Razzie awards as well.

Here we go. Let me start with the BollyRazzie awards.

Worst Film: Chingaari

Worst Actor: Shahrukh Khan, He was such a great disappointment in KANK.

Worst Actress: Sushmita Sen , for chingaari. Was that a movie?

Anyway now I come to The mainstream awards.

Best Story: Goes to Nagesh Kuknoor for Dor. The story is original. That qualifies it for the award.

Best Song: Kyon aajkal neend kam khwaab zyada of “Woh Lamhe”. I just love that song. Its so easy to sing.

Best Music Director: A.R. Rahman , “Rang De Basanti”. Well there was no other movie with all good songs.

Best Singer(Male) : Atif Aslam , Tere Bin in “Bas Ek Pal”. Well the song still tops the chart, that is one reason. And the other one is that my fav heroines, Juhi n Urmila, got to feature somewhere.

Best Singer (Female): Madhushree(previously known as Sujata Bhattacharya), Tu Bin Bata in “Rang De Basanti”. There can’t be anything better. The song has such a soothing effect. Though it’s a duet, the girl still scores.

Now 2 new categories of awards. The first one is just to make my fav heroine happy, but the second one, even filmfare should start soon.

Best television interview: John Abraham in Seedhi Baat. The best part of the interview is that how quickly John adapts to the Hi-fi hindi of the host and though I guess he has a awful hindi, he manages pretty well.

Best Item Song: Bipasha Basu for Beedi in “Omkara” . Well you can say I am partial, but in this case, there is just nobody better this year. She immortalized Billo Chamanbahaar.


Lets move on to the main awards now.


Best Comedian: Arshad Warsi as Circuit in “Lage Raho Munnabhai”. Any doubts? He was just too good. He deserved it for Munnabhai MBBS also.


Best Supporting Actor: John Abraham for “Baabul”. Let’s just say that I am taking a futuristic view at the movies yet to come. Afterall Bips has to be happy.

Best Supporting Actress: Bipasha Basu as Shonali/Monali Bose in “Dhoom2”. She just looked stunning. Well I know this is not the ideal choice but then I am the judge. But yes, here are two seconds. Ayesha Takia for “Dor”.Gul Panag was the heroine but Ayesha was just too good. And Konkona Sen Sharma for “Omkara”. Nobody can beat her.

Probably the award will go to Preity for KANK, but that was Ugh.


Best Villain: Here there are 2 firsts. And no second. Saif Ali Khan as Langda Tyagi in “Omkara” and ofcourse Hrithik Roshan as Aryan in “Dhoom2”

Best Actor: Without doubt it should go to Hrithik Roshan as and in “Krishh”. The movie was top grosser of the year, and the only reason for the movie to be hit was him.

Best Actress: This was a male dominated year. Umrao Jaan was a disaster and don’t have high hoes from Baabul too. I have 2 choices, a first and a close second. The award goes to Bipasha Basu as Nishigandha Dasgupta in “Corporate”. She acted as a glam doll, a psyhic as well as a true businesswoman in the movie.

The close second best goes to Kajol as Zooni Ali Beg in “Fanaa”. She was the best part in the entire movie.

Best Director: Vishal Bharadwaj for “Omkara”. The direction was just awesome


Best Film: Now this is close call and I agree with the Oscars committee. “Rang De Basanti” is my movie of the year but a very very close, almost jointly second is “Lage Raho Munnabhai”.

So there we end the award function. Hope you liked the Special dance show by Dhoom 2 crew during the ceremony.[:)]

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

IALLHH.. next jury member at cannes festival sure shot!! i will call a press conference in la jolla for publicity.. :) :) :)

Anonymous said...

where is the dance show ?
encore [:p]

but the concept of YOU giving awards is too good..just proves the fact , hamse zamana hai, zamane se hum nahin" ..and ur award looks great too. y don't u give a name to that metal idol , the same way as oscar!!!

nevertheless, i agree with most of ur choices for the awards, but as ususal the awards will go to either sharukh, preity or the 1st family of bollywood and may be, their future daughter-in-law. after all, her having the same initials A.B. must bring her some laurels too [:p]

Vikram Mavalankar said...

wow! what a blog! looks like filmfare committee need not look elsewhere for their decisions.. best line award: "Here there are no seconds, only 2 firsts".. :)

Anonymous said...

Dhoom 2 has been such extravagenza! Had to offload 3% of my stake in steel to finance the project. The other say I was on the sets discussing with the director and the cast stop by to say hi. In came Ash with a wonderful smile and the greetings followed , as she went on n on i cud see in her eyes and thots were : "Ye zeel see neelee ankhein..... blah blah blaaah..."

Next was bipasha, as she went thru the customories and was saying things... looking into her eyes... only thot was..... "is she looking at me or the director" [:O] ???

Thats Bips4u my friend

Anonymous said...

Surprising, all awards went to the 4-5 films u saw this yr, when the no of films released this yr is over 300! Worst actor SRK :O
Harlo meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Mahesh

Anonymous said...

Hry too cool... U did not give Aamir.. Grrrrr!
Anyways, there is not song like Ab mujhe neend kam.. Its 'Kyo Aajkal neend kam, khwab zyaada hai' :P But chalta hai. I agree with all the songs and choices. Was RDB this yr? seems likes ages. Then give supporting to either that muslim guy or Sid. They both were Oh la la..! ;)

Sandipan Mitra said...

@Vikram, So nicely pointed at the best line, no seconds , 2 firsts, IALLHH
@Sony, Dance show will come. I bet it will be in one of the award shows, Will paste that link then.
And really first family of bollywood, they are too irritatng nowadays.
@mahesh: That was an awesome joke, i remember when i hated bipasha, i always made fun of her being squint. BTW do u expect me to give best movie award to those B grade souten kinda movies and music awards to that B grade himesh?

@Anu: See we don't even know who they were, so how ill they get the award!

Anonymous said...

" Best Singer (Female): Pandhshree, Tu Bin Bata in “Rang De Basanti”. There can’t be anything better. The song has such a soothing effect. Though it’s a duet, the girl still scores. "

Sorry to point out..but the singer of this song is 'Madhushree' NOT 'Pandhshree'.
And you have some very interesting choices for the awards. Good post :)

Advay said...

no comments from my side coz u already decided everything beforehand. And as the history goes i dont agree with u on many of the awards.
still i wud say "nice blog dude !!!"

Anonymous said...

Duuuuuuuuude! Bips rocks!
I loved her in Omkara & Corporate too! Amazing how she brought to life two totally diverse roles like that :)

Anonymous said...

"B Grade himesh" good joke!

pretty interesting comment there "We.... "
hhahahahahahahaha
hmmmmmmmmm
vry bizzzzzi

Mahesh

Anonymous said...

Best Actor : SRK Don
Best Villan: Hritik
Best Comedian: Sanju baba
Best Supporting actor : Dilip prabhawalkar / Arshad Warsi
Best Actress: No doubts! hats Off! Ash!
Worst Actress: Bipasha Basu and Sushmita sen Tie!

Yours Truly!

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